Well Well, Here We Are.

This is the part where I sum up the year of 2006, a few days (okay, two weeks) late.
So whats happened?

A summary:

- Got a blowjob off a prostitute in a German red light district (€30)
- Dropped out of my University course
- Consumed 1000 units of alcohol
- De virginised a very pretty girl
- Endulged in 2 Terabytes (TB, thats 2000 GB) of Internet piracy
- Spent £2000 ($4000) on nothing. Thats right, nothing. Nada. Niente. Nichts.


And not necessarily in that order.
What about the positive events?

- Moved in with great housemates
- Canned in the fags
- Reduced binge drinking by 90%
- Reduced cannabis consumption by 100% in order to take up the occasional ecstacy pill
- And I can't think of anything else.

From reading the above, you might be under the impression that I lead a happy, indulgent and somewhat dangerously fulfilled lifestyle. Not the case; in reality I am miserable, repressed and generally a sorry excuse for a human being.

Girls do not like me. They do not.

One conclusion.

People = Shit.

Fuck society. Fuck capitalism. I want a socialist society without the corruption of the soviet government.


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